This is not a complete list, yet, but is a compiling of the rules of how this place works expanding as I learn them.

1. If you lose a thing and can’t find it for several weeks, you will find it shortly after you purchase a new one. (Pro tip: keep packaging and receipts. Toss the packaging as a last resort if it hasn’t shown up)

2. Rain loves two wheeled and uncovered vehicles. If you want it to rain, ride a bicycle or motorcycle to work. If you prefer dry weather and you own a convertible, leave the top up.

3. If you plan ahead for time off, you’ll probably end up sick. This is doubly true if you plan ahead to fake a sick day because you didn’t plan further ahead for regular time off. If you want healthy time off, surprise yourself.

4. Planning your day brings chaos, but if you don’t plan your day you’ll never know the difference. For best results, plan just enough to get all the important bits lined up, then just wing it.